"You'll always win when you play Apples to Apples if you get Helen Keller."
"I heard Texas is breaking off from the United States. Dead serious."
"Mrs. Miller, do you know the score of the BYU game?" (asked by a Jewish kid, by the way)
"Pikachu almost died that time, remember? Pokemon can totally die."
"Hey, can someone come up here and freestyle on this mic?"
"I think I'll go to Albania and become a Japanese geisha."
"That's so nasty. It tastes like crayons."
"The best way to make money is to open up a strip club."
"Who was the last girl you liked, J~? N~'s mom doesn't count. Mrs. Miller doesn't count."
Hummel on the Curse of Cash
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