Dear Man Who Lives Upstairs (not to be confused with The Man Upstairs):
I hope you have had a nice five weeks while our family has been away. We left with a 9-month-old who woke frequently during the night, but you hopefully didn't hear him much as I was vigilant in promptly nursing him back to sleep. We have come back with a 10-month-old whom we are trying to teach how to sleep through the night. And, as I'm sure you noticed last night when he woke screaming every hour during his first four hours of sleep, he still has a long way to go.
So, to be brief: We're back. I'm sorry.
Summer Camp at Hoover
4 hours ago